Oysters

If you experience erotic or gastric difficulties while enjoying oysters, consult a qualified professional.
French Quarter, 1998

"If you are fortunate to know a person who can wield an oyster knife, treat that person well. He is practicing an art form."  Michael Lee West

Chicken Liver Pasta

http://www.nytimes.com/recipes/1016401/creamy-chicken-liver-pasta-with-wild-morels.htmly

Stromboli

Use fresh store bought pizza dough. No need to make your own.
http://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2014/05/italian-sausage-garlic-red-pepper-stromboli.html

Worlds' Easiest Scrambled Egg

http://www.latimes.com/food/dailydish/la-dd-goose-gadget-scrambles-egg-still-in-shell-20140506-story.html?track=rss&utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter&dlvrit=731408

Science of Sriracha

http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2014/02/the-science-of-srirachas-good-burn/284074/

Refried Beans

http://www.seriouseats.com/2014/04/how-to-make-great-refried-beans-recipe.html

Curried Cod & Mussels

http://www.foodandwine.com/recipes/curried-cod-and-mussels
Interesting combo. Add some heat with hot chile powder.